I don’t know why this phenomenon occurs, but it seems to me that simply bringing in donuts, cookies, or pastries to the workplace will catapult you to immediate rock star status. Anyone who is a fan of the show Dexter has seen this played out on the small screen, and it rings very true in the real world. You could literally be a serial killer (and your coworkers could actually know this) and still they will worship you for bringing them their paradoxical sustenance of empty calories.
Why do donuts taste so much better at work? Is it because they are free, or does it just make people feel special (part of the group)? Chances are, if you have a job you can afford a donut, but bring them into the workplace and it’s like watching extras from Schindler’s List at the Krispy Kreme factory.
I can’t explain why this occurs, but it’s another way to win over the crowd without a whole hell of a lot of effort. Try bringing some in on a random Friday morning (donuts also taste better on Friday. Don’t ask me why). Be careful not to overdo it, though. A few too many times, and 2 things will happen: One, your porcine coworkers will expect and even demand them (think chubby crack addicts), and two, you will be perceived (correctly) as a major kiss ass, and people will start to talk.
Some people actually enjoy the act of giving (others just say they do). Either way, donuts bring out the best in all of us. So, if you’re thinking about getting that M.B.A. to advance your career, stop by Dunkies first. It’s a lot cheaper than school, and will probably do more for your career.
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